
We don’t kiss each other at the end of every statement in conversation so why should we at the end of a text or email? To show we’re not angry or annoyed? Surely we don’t need to resort to Xing or not Xing: To X or not to X! Is it all a bit ridiculous?
Send an email to your boss with one and you are over stepping the mark, but don’t put one to your best friend and you enter a ‘why are you mad with me’ message war.
Does XXX mean more than xxx? – apparently so as its capitals. What’s the difference between x x x and xx. If someone doesn’t x are they playing it cool in flirting? If you over use the X are you coming across as too keen? He-Who-Observes has definitely typed out xxxxx and then back tracked it to a casual and smooth xx. Don’t pretend you haven’t done it, this is He-Who-Observes remember…
“He’s definitely not keen”
“Why?”
“He’s not putting kisses, and when he does its just one”
Oh.My.God. Slap me with a wet trout and call me Susan.
He-Who-Observes is going to attempt to not give a fxXxck about all of this nonsense and just get on with day to day messaging.
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